Our 6th wedding anniversary is on Saturday, and nothing sums up what being married means quite like this response I got from my wonderful wife when I asked if we could replace our currently broken trash can with this little piece of awesomeness to the right. Her response:
"Not on your life."
And there you have it. For the benefit of those nerds reading this who are still single, here's some advice: stay that way. Is the prospect of companionship, sex and financial security worth not being able to buy an R2-D2 trash can when the need arises? It's a tough call to be sure, but right now I'm leaning towards a pretty solid no.