Sunday, January 07, 2007

Look sir! Pants!

15 Star Wars Lines Improved by Substituting the Word “Pants”

1. I find your lack of pants disturbing.

2. You are unwise to lower your pants.

3. The Force is strong in my pants.

4. Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.

5. Your pants, you will not need them.

6. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.

7. You came in those pants? You’re braver than I thought.

8. Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader’s pants.

9. In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering

10. I think you just can’t bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants.

11. Pull up! All pants pull up!

12. I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!

13. I’ve just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever.

14. Alderan is peaceful, we have no pants!

15. These aren’t the pants you’re looking for.

1 comment:

Jeff Vrabel said...

Or: 15 Lines Better Than Any You'll Find In The Prequels.