Teen: What's Hezbollah?
Dad: Well, it's hard to explain. They're a terrorist paramilitary organization, but they're also a humanitarian social services organization. They're sort of like the Super Wal-Mart of the Middle East.
--Old Orchard Beach, Maine
Homeless man, frolicking in large waves: Do it again, Poseidon!!
--Ocean Beach, San Diego, California
Tourist: What do they do with the beach in the winter?
--Ocean City, Maryland