Once every football season, usually around week 9 or so, the Broncos don't play. Whenever this happens, my weekend is thrown completely out of whack. Those magical 3 hours that I can usually count on aren't there. So I have to find other ways to pass the time. I started the 2005 Broncos bye week by attempting to sleep in. As always, I had no success. I dearly wish I knew why I can't seem to get back to sleep after I've woken up. Anyway, I let Allison sleep (she doesn't have any problem sleeping past noon) and went out to the living room to play a little Soul Calibur. Three hours later (love that game) Allison awoke and promptly asked what we were doing for the rest of the day. A question I'd been asking myself since the Broncos schedule was released last spring. We ended up watching a movie that was pretty boring save for some eye candy, and going to the park to have a picnic and toss around the football. I will say that it was a relaxing day, not having to worry about losing and all. But there's nothing quite like rooting for my team on a Sunday. I will be very happy to be able to do so once again, especially since it is now officially Raider week.
What is silver and black, silver and black, and silver and black? A drunken Raider fan rolling down the bleachers.
You’re trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and a Raiders fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? Shoot the Raiders fan – twice.
What do Raiders fans and laxatives have in common? Both irritate the absolute crap out of you.